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Delicious Terrine 🍉

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@Langoustine@union.place on Mastodon. Proletarian dad. Cook. Pétanque player. US Empire disrespecter.

Well, nothing to worry about then

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Nice sign placement, asshole

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lmao like that's 5 minutes too long

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I've never needed any instructions, I guess I'm just built different

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Evil villains are sick and tired of being portrayed as such

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Personal amounts of cannabis are decriminalized in Travis County. He would pay a fine at most. The new law means people can't buy synthetic thc products anymore.

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People "want" cheap shit because they HAVE NO MONEY

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Hitchcock wanted to call it Dope because he'd have to be a dope to host a dinner party with a person you just killed, but the suits made him change it.

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I was talking about baseball.....

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That's it. I'm moving to Canada. Wait shit

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We smell like that, too

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And whenever someone is talking about how great it is in Europe for bicyclists, I'm always immediately thinking of the murderous Italian and French drivers

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Belgians are like fuck it, we ride

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We used to be a country

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I was beginning to think this guy is crazy

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