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Bongo’s room.

The equivalent of being a fan of a 7 win NFL team for 15 years.

They hadn’t invented synthehol, yet.

Everybody remember Jays’ legend Eric Hinskie? Congrats, that who you got playing 1st base this year.

Franchise whose logo is literally A GODDAMN BISON out here doing “homage to the hometown” crap.

All anyone around here asks for are the red helmets back. Instead, they took the awesome part of the logo - the bison (THE ACTUAL NOD TO THE CITY, BTW) - away.

ESPN letting go of Stephania Bell looking really short-sided, here.

When you release photos that don’t include the star franchise QB wearing it…..that’s all you need to know.

I know I’m old because this is what sprung in my head when I saw this photo

Stephen J. Cannell Typing & Throwing PaperALT: Stephen J. Cannell Typing & Throwing Paperstatic.klipy.com

Mitchells vs The Machines

In my head, I like to think it disintegrated like Jake & Elwood’s car at the end of “The Blues Brothers”

“Hey Gringo, THAT was the joke! Ugh, this is like ‘Night at The Apollo’ all over again.”

“Well, that’s my time tonight. Remember to tip your Lawgiver on the way out. Enjoy the Festival.”