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Thank you! I’m glad we found one another too.

Only took me three fucking tried to retweet that. I was also tempted to straight up post a photo from our wedding that sums it up pretty well.

One time, my spouse got an approving head nod from an 80+ y/o dude in a pinstriped, 3-piece suit, black shirt, gold tie and matching pocket square, fedora, and wing tipped shoes. They’ve been riding the high of that approval ever since.

After I corrected that I was the spouse, I looked over at Ducky, and said, “I didn’t give birth to you!” I’m gonna go with the evil stepmother next time.

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I figured it was one of those models they made for doctors back before autopsies were widely done. I didn’t even question it. 😂

My favorite part was whenever a prompt was uncomfortably sexual, the responses were always “Nope,” “No,” “Nothing,” “Go Home,” etc.

We need to eat some veggies, though, cuz DAMN does my family love carbs.

Also, say what you will about my home state (and l will probably agree), but the sunsets are glorious.

… Did the sender include WHY they were mailing their smallpox scabs?

If she did, she didn’t admit it in the salon.

Heck yeah! These are perfect for my spouse as well. Thank you for the link!

They spent over a decade being a barista. They are rife with Opinions on coffee and tea. OtOH, I drink hours old coffee even after it’s formed that weird film on it from the cream. They’re horrified every time.

@bardcoreducky.bsky.social: *sniffs the air derisively* Is that coffee making a Kuerig? ME: Yep. DUCKY: Thought so.

I would be so tempted to change my bio to “furry and a PROBLEM.”

I can already tell that this is information I’m going to struggle not to dump on someone while doing their hair.

I love asking my clients for their “weirdest” stories when I’m doing their hair. The moral ominous sounding one was an academic librarian who had a box labeled “Russia” in their collection. They were not allowed to open it.

Out of the Closet is awesome! They used to provide free HIV testing at their FL location, back in the day (and a quick Google search confirms they still do). They knew what they were doing with their name. 😂

Damn. Your grandma sounds hot.