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Midlife crisis ootd 💖

Damn, ok.

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This guy makes me so happy I freaking love this thing It’s always doing the greatest possible thing at all times

HEY! There shouldn’t be ANY CHILDREN following me, GET OUTTA HERE, SCRAM!

I love lore and tying back plot points because I think it’s rad but I could never be a writer. And frankly I don’t know how they do it, I LOVEEEE to watch the process but it’s so much more than my small smooth brain can handle? Kudos to you people. I don’t know how you do it.

I’m finally finding grey hairs My cool freaking crone era begins 😎

Making fun of someone’s hard work to make your own work look good is not the move dude.

We don’t miss Florida but man, the humidity was kinda nice

I want to play a villain everyone despises or a bad bitch SO BAD one day Like someone who is the complete opposite of a soft doughy, pink, plant enthusiast This is my little dream

I gotta try branching out onto more projects And also eat more fiber

She almost forms a thought Probably something like “fuck AI” if I had to guess lol iunno

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Guess who cut her hair over the sink

If your husband is ever like oh we should get a dog Just be prepared for it to eat toilet paper and drop shits shaped like Saddam Hussein in his hiding place

IVE BEEN LAUGHING ABOUT THIS FOR MONTHS

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Lyle when I’m overstimulated

The acoustics in your head must be ✨ incredible ✨

Here’s my Nyquil induced fun fact: Birds are reptiles

One for each of my balls. Send tweet.

This guy won’t eat vitamins unless there’s a few crumbs of (dog safe) peanut butter cookie

I’m so tired of this guy. Black and brown votes yield better healthcare systems, school systems and housing. Can’t have that when there’s a BALLROOM TO BUILD!! Gargle my balls dude