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Terrible movie in general, but the opening credits sequence still works: youtu.be/t_KXgFpguE0?...

1981 Heavy Metal movie introduction RADAR RIDER by RIGGSYouTube video by megametalbryoutu.be

I've noticed the number of Trump enthusiasts who say his name like they're taking a 30-pound dump. A diet of treble fishhooks and railroad ties, purple face, bulging tendons on both sides of the neck, and a big purple vein running up their foreheads so they look more like penises than usual.

You don't know the half of it. (My old apartment on SW 16th had a regular raccoon visitor who opened up the neighbor's door and helped himself to dog/cat food. He threw a literal tantrum when the neighbor added a lock to the porch door and he couldn't get in, and woke me from a dead sleep at 3 am.)

I refer to the dichotomy as "Ming and Mang." The designated Ming, no matter how massive, always squeaks, and the Mang, no matter how small, shakes windows and jars open doors.

Those are more "I do not understand your carbon-based unit ways" eyes.

I'm presuming that there's still something organic in there...somewhere...

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And with the AI replacement of MBAs, now we have to consider the collateral damage to the economy. Won’t somebody PLEASE think of the coke dealers?

It could be MUCH worse: stremedius.com/2025/10/20/s...

St. Remedius Medical College: “A Night To Moo”When Lycanthropy and College Mascots Merge (Who was St. Remedius? And why is a medical college named after him?) Photo by Raj Kumar Gupta on Unsplash The end of October in Dallas, Texas. The State …stremedius.com

Wait until you see how they camoflage nesting sites: stremedius.com/2025/09/10/s...

St. Remedius Medical College: “A Fae Fundraiser”When Serial Entrepreneurs Find Environmental Activism (Who was St. Remedius? And why is a medical college named after him?) Abandoned warning barrier…or fae breeding habitat? (The following v…stremedius.com

And then they won't clean up for the next two days because they like the sensation.

And with that said, I really need to get T-shirts and hoodies for the St. Remedius Hodags women's football team: stremedius.com/2025/09/16/s...

St. Remedius Medical College: “Porkskin Preview”The Saga of St. Remedius’s Only Foray Into College Sports (Who was St. Remedius? And why is a medical college named after him?) Photo by mahdi chaghari on Unsplash A much-accepted aspect of s…stremedius.com

I used to be a regular guest at the late and much-missed Exoticon between 1998 and 2000, and I made friendships among the local proud mutants from New Orleans that I still cherish to this day. I would have read the HELL out of this story, because I know I would be sharing it with all of the crew.

Please take care: I've been in exactly your situation, especially with masking outdoors. (Surprisingly, Texas isn't burning this year the way it has in summers past, but considering that we still have another two solid months of heat before we get rains again, I don't dare count my chickens.)

Another one?

Cornyn? Principles? You can’t call him a weasel because weasels have spines.

(This is in addition to the jerkwads dropping “this is AI” when “tldr” no longer gets a response. They always get so butthurt when I respond “Okay, so stop reading it, then,” because they WANT writers to get defensive, and it’s not as if they have anything approximating coherent arguments.)

And if you want more, just let me know. I’ve got a lot more to give away: stremedius.com/2026/05/08/p...

Personal Interlude: “The Postcard Liberation Front”More Free Weirdness By Mail From St. Remedius (Remember how, in the days of standard episodic television before streaming and binging, many dramas and some comedies would give a thumbnail update st…stremedius.com