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Kylie Jordan

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Sci-Fi Nerd, Adrenaline Junkie, Crafty, For Rent, Dad Jokes, Dinosaur Tamer, Goofball, Meme Curator, Animal Lover, Ostrobogulous, Positivity, Wholesome Whore, California Girl https://linktr.ee/Lavishfixation

I ♥️ dadjokes

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Next time I ask for plain toast it better come like this 😆

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Kylie, why do you go to bed so early? -Because I have to get up early. Why do you have to get up early? -Because I need to finish my daily chores before the outside is the temperature of Hell. 😅 ~ Today I scrambling to dig a drainage trench and weed some beds, already sweating at 7am. 🥵

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I just learned a woman invented duct tape. It’s a cool story.

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I’m a big fan of learning something new every day but sometimes the new thing I learn catches me off guard. Today it was the “Sacabambaspis”

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Mr. and Mrs. Waddelsworth lol I am going to be insufferable

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I just realized that there’s a guy who follows me on here that I made follow me into a STEEP ravine (it was probably illegal trespassing) to hunt for mushrooms while he was wearing dress shoes and I explained how banana slugs work. I love you man, I’m really proud of you.

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I just finished reading Frankenstein and I have some questions. Mostly why is every single movie/show ever made completely different? Like not one thing besides the guys last name is in the book. People be taking liberties 🤦‍♀️

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I found a 1911 penny yesterday! So far the oldest one I have.

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Just repotted this guy, it was so root-bound it took some doing to get it in there. It has really cool aerial roots you can’t see right now. I have dirt packed up around the sides so as I water the dirt will work its way down into the roots because there was some gaps left from the transplant. 🥰

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It’s hot here so I decided to go to the ice rink and cool off. It was super fun until I had to pee. This photo is a little misleading because it’s taken from the floor so the toilet looks taller than it is, the seat was level with the top of my skate. So awkward 😂

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