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kyleayers

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Comedian from Conan, JFL, EdFringe, more. Lives in chronic head pain and jokes about it. Host of Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers pod. Bad at online.

Can I make a letterboxd even if I’ve never seen a single movie?

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Was Lindsay Graham vaccinated??!!

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My family and I voted for the Blue M&M back in 1995 and he spent less time in office than most everyone in Congress.

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Not saying that game was stolen from Egypt but it is now on display at museum in London.

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I forgot the name of that Nickelodeon doc and just called it "Aaahh! Real Monsters!"

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Running this new show in LA TONIGHT at The Elysian Theater where I ask comedians to try out jokes on topics they don't normally joke about. Crazy good lineup. Would love to see folks there! elysiantheater.com/shows/kyleay...

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Between the US winning their first two games and some random MLS player scoring a hat trick for Argentina it’s been quite a start for US soccer all around.

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“7 6” - teen Yoda

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They just started putting tons of random stuff on the back of quarters and they didn't tell us.

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Oh no these data centers are going to ruin all of the updawg

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I feel like the Citizens United ruling is somehow tied to Oops All Berries

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Everyone’s mad at Chappell Roan but I've never met an 11 year old who didn’t need to get knocked down a peg.

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Animated Short Film titles are always so whimsical compared to the movie’s themes. It’ll be like “Jimmy’s Bouncy Ball,” then that is a stop motion movie about dementia. #Oscars

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Every Super Bowl ad is “hey here’s quick shots of stuff you like anyways let this computer think for you”

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If I was a quarterback my presnap cadence would be me trying to get the defensive players with updawg.

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It’s crazy living in Los Angeles you’ll randomly see your freaking neighbor in a Super Bowl commercial

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Why don't all of these right-wingers complaining about "Olympic skiers using their platforms to speak out" simply also get good enough at something to have a platform?

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Brantley Gilbert, Lee Brice, and Gabby Barrett all sound like people who flip houses by installing a giant wagon wheel on the wall as art.

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Love getting my Spotify wrapped at the end of the year! Always a nice time to reflect on what they put in my ears. Where'd all the time go? Wow! 16 thousand minutes definitely well-spent. Here's to 2025!

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