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michael larson may have scammed people in the 90s, but at least he never played wordle

i've been spending this summer's Mixup Factory updates answering outstanding questions such as "what should i do with the other 75% of the screen?" and "where are all the bees?"

look, when i said i'd give SF6 another try when they buff manon, i meant it in the "when pigs fly" sort of way i never thought they'd ever actually DO it!

found some old sketches of the sciencemen from Beeserker, but with wario noses

includes Arranger and They Bleed Pixels - those two alone are worth the $10

one detail i neglected to highlight about that Tetris 99 warioware theme is that the garbage is poop

Magical Drop (1995)

if you're back to tetris 99 and want to know which special themes are worth getting, here are some of my recent favorites: theme 23 (there's a kirby behind there) theme 29 (funny wario, cohesive theming) theme 32 (feels like tetris effect lite) theme 39 (this theme made me want to get dk bananza)

the king of the hill reboot works hard to assure the audience that dale isn't one of THOSE conspiracy theorists, and that's what i appreciates about it

the curse of the aging millennial. blink and you're the funny pornographic art number. blink and you're the funny clerks number. blink and you're the funny hitchhiker's guide number.

[mild spoilers for KOTH s15] hank not mentioning his previous food truck experience isn't some comic book guy gotcha moment. hank tries not to bring up all the crimes he did at first opportunity - there's 14 seasons of continuity backing THAT up

can't stop thinking about the koopalings are the they just high-ranking magikoopas with unorthodox fashion sense? does their order in each game reflect power rankings within the group? also, what pop culture figures would they be named after if they were introduced in Current Year?

my wife got me that switch 2 "pick your own bundle" for my birthday ❤️ (the irony that i'm the cow in this meme when i'm not even considering Mario Kart World is not lost on me)

look i know i said the last Mixup Factory update was gonna be on the 23rd, but that was before i got sick for a week closure delayed until august-ish

it's a good-ass guide, especially for $3.50. how else were you supposed to know that Wendy O's candy rings were deadly?

imagine, a puzzle game where your board's position on screen changed depending on how close you were to a quota/finish line. what if you could interact with adjacent boards with little Double Dash-esque swipes? i'll have to write this down for later

have a happy (and safe) 716 day, everyone in buffalo for the international crowd, have one 67 🫴🫴

new hazards, UI improvements, accessibility toggles, 4P bug fixes, and more await you in this penultimate update* for my yoco-on-forklifts puzzler, There Was A Mixup At The Factory! kyatt7.itch.io/there-was-a-...

i've been watching a lot of Thomas Tankengine with the wee baby kyatt8, and the moral of half of them seems to be "if you try to go any faster than you can, something bad will happen, so don't" even i need to be reminded of this

i would use that ITYSL "there's too much shit on me" line so much more often if i didn't have to immediately prequalify it by adding that i DO still want to be around