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Gonna make that cloaca clo-ache-uh

Babyfur population is going to explode when these covid-era kids grow up and realize they were robbed of their childhood.

Lights down low, vibey music bumping, cloudy weather with wind and rain, a bottle of wine and cooking some of my favorite comfort food. Life has it's perfect moments.

I made an art and now epoxied it. So shiny smooth.

I had pancakes and jagerbombs for dinner and now my tummy hurts :(

In internet years, I'm this old:

HOG? CRANKED. MY NEW DICK FUCKIN ROCKS

I've had to sit down to pee for the last two weeks or so, and honestly, I kinda fuck with it.

My dick is nearly healed and I want to take it on a test drive

"We need to remove these people from our spaces" they say from their fourth sock puppet account, fearing their own removal from said spaces.

The furry community is now a subset of the babyfur community. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

I'm very, very ready for the "discomfort" part of the whole post-surgery thing to be over.

Me when the diapers go on sale

So fucking angry that healing takes so long I'm basically in a forced chastity sort of situation, but I want to take this thing out for a test drive so bad

Hotter than hell, but a damn good rib

We've got a situation I mixed up my bags of cayenne and paprika when making a rib rub. Took a nibble off a rib and lit my ass on fire. Dinner is gonna be exciting

More Cushies™ for the Pushies

THAT SURGERY FUCKIN SUCKED, DAWG MY COCK HURRRRRTTTTTSSS

Not sure how Lindsey Graham's seat will be filled, but I can tell you how mine will.

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