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normally held in the Philly Museum apparently…….it’s heist time baby. it’s time to do a vest heist

and don’t get me started on the return of the kitten heel mule. Can’t run away in a kitten heel mule!!!!!

genuinely believe there is a link between the golden age of misogyny and the return of ballet flats. Men and footwear trends hate women

I don’t even know how one gets to these kind of numbers tbh (possibly the answer is years of refusing to read emails)

they don’t have what it takes to live the way we do

my theory about inbox numbers, btw, is that it’s just altitude. 3,000 ft, 14,000 ft, it’s just ground beneath my feet baby

You simply must list these major accomplishments

Lovely cat! Lovely garden!

jalen hurts please come save my toyota

the shame of failing to jump your car while an elegant elderly Greek man across the road hand buffs his mirrors and lights

Related, and seen in Oxford: Hopkins’ draft of The Windhover

like fair play putting BF where he doesn’t belong is the philadelphia way

I enjoyed the benjamin franklin mural ?????

I have spent a Lot of time in train station M&S Foods over the last ten days

please someone commission this essay I am desperate to write this essay

those funhouse mirrors!!!

indeed

also delighted to announce that M&S now sells something that calls itself “New York Pastrami Dip”

I will eat it while saying “wretched nation” in between delighted mouthfuls

”wife” indisputably lesbian too imho as “partner” has been forever lost to straights (good riddance)