Профиль

No yipping today I’m taking my yearly 24 hour long nap

They’ve upgraded to shoving various vegetables and meats on my horns and calling them kebabs ☹️

I’m audibly sniffling and cry-inhaling, so why are none of my kobolds presenting me with presents and scratching that spot between my back spines that I can’t reach to make me feel better…? Does my manipulation of their emotions mean nothing to them…? 🥺🥺🥺

Slather spaghetti on your dragon and something AMAZING will happen

YCHs if they were AWESOME

Holding my 4 inch tall kobold in my claws like this

if you put ur placement grid kobold into the wall he turn red and scream reeeaaal loud 😂

65% opacity green kobold that breaks the laws of physics to stay exactly 3 feet in front of you at all times while completely motionless he keeps telling you to "press E to place him" in an increasingly frustrated tone, but you don't have an "E", whatever that means.

sometimes I have ideas but then drop them cuz at least 60% of you would be “into it”

Kobold, from 20 feet away: :}

The Kobims, a kobold version of The Sims. Currently, one of my kobolds is on fire while the other two have a water balloon fight 5 feet away, blissfully unaware of their soon to be dead friend.

If you give a kobold a kiss they’ll never leave

type shit i be doing after a long day of flicking my kobolds on the schnoz

Don’t forget what day it is today…

Kobold tied to a metal pole by a chain leash and collar, left out in the rain by their evil dragon. Their ears are folded back and they look like this:

Dragon? More like dragon these claws gently across your cheek (I love you)

Kobold wearing Nike Air Max 90s

ah

Dumping my icebold (ice-based kobold) into a vat of boiling oil brb