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The Tories scratching their heads about being also-rans in Manc probably voted to make Johnson leader, believed his oven-ready bollocks, enthusiastically supported Truss and thought Philp and Jenrick were rising stars.

More people voted for Restore than for the Conservatives in the Manc mayoral election. That's *Restore* led by Rupert Lowe, a man who tweeted his approval for the lunatic Republicans grilling Anthony Fauci the other day and promised he'd do the same to Chris Witty.

Pretty shocked that the Tories didn't get a massive bounce in the Manc mayor election after poor old Chris Philp got shot at by those bastard French matelots the other day

Majestic shorts from Mike Read there #totp

Hair score: Scott Gorham 5 Rita Coolidge 4

Reform are dropping so quickly that Ken Griffin will probably be able to pick up Lee and Suella for thirty-five quid in a fire sale

Ihre beiden Söhne Mamamama Baker #totp

Fartleberry Gadzooks Trepan Weskit Lamprey

Jamie Theakston cold shudder-o-meter reading: 11 #totp

R&Bridgerton #totp

Good effort by Pink and Buster Bloodvessel there +totp

Outfantino amirite

Can't seem to shake off this mental image of Muttley saying "Leopold Aschenbrenner" and then doing his little laugh with his paw over his mouth

So a lad in his very early twenties who gets fired from Open AI starts a hedge fund, as you do, and does his absolute conkers when the "markets can go down as well as up" reality bites. He called his fund Situational Awareness.

Hear radio broadcast that might be explosive from the US (9) (Reposting because typo, thanks @flashling.bsky.social)

New slogan from that Christian MAGA lad who runs the farm with the diarrhoea veg: Dearly beloved, lettuce spray

Hear radio broadcast that might explosive from the US (9)

UEFA spokesperson Dietmar Fumm said to reporters "This decision effectively signals that Gianni Infantino is an enemy of world football". tl;dr: FIFA "foe" - Fumm

Who would you back in a three horse race in which the declared runners were: Gianni Infantino Nigel Farage An iceberg lettuce

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