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went swimming in galveston and it fixed everything in my life

i would hang out with drunk tony romo lowkey

had a dream the astros won the world series last night

i think it's like an old rich family name but there being a street in the richest neighborhood in houston called "troon road" is really lmao

your american league west leading houston astros

Azeez Al-Shaair, extremely good and cool guy: www.houstonchronicle.com/sports/texan...

'I'll never forget the faces.' Texans LB Azeez Al-Shaair on his visit to JordanAzeez Al-Shaair could not bring himself to leave a rock-lined soccer field in Jordan. He thinks of his recent trip to Middle  East often.www.houstonchronicle.com

got to write the words "femboy" and "yaoi" in a newsletter today

arguing over who is better, houston or dallas, in astros vs rangers is functionally meaningless because if we're being honest they're pretty similar however you will never get my ass living in dallas

i would never "date a center"

what i still find endlessly fascinating is that trump put fauci front and center and everyone has to collectively pretend that the first few months of the pandemic before wearing a mask became gay just didn't happen www.notus.org/health-scien...

Redacted Fauci Diary Entries Depict Him Personally Helping Katie MillerKatie Miller, who has since called for infectious disease doctor Anthony Fauci to be jailed, has said Fauci’s diary entries are self-aggrandizing.www.notus.org

gay guy who is excited about the MLB Trade Deadline

One of the biggest opponents of air conditioning in Texas prisons, as I wrote a few years ago, is now the Mayor of Houston: www.chron.com/culture/arti...

How Houston Mayor John Whitmire kept Texas prisons hot as 'living hell'"The real solution is don't commit a crime, and you stay at home and be cool."www.chron.com

man it is really hot

Steve Sparks didn't make the brewers' starting rotation because he dislocated his shoulder trying to rip a phone book in half as a bit during 1994 spring training. He tells this story semi-often on the Astros radio broadcasts www.nytimes.com/athletic/862...

(Published 2019)www.nytimes.com

hearing from sources that Tarik Skubal has decided to quit baseball and get really into competitive cornhole

it's nice of harrison bader to honor jeff kent's hall of fame induction like this

im not a retvrn guy but its hard not to conclude that things got demonstrably worse after they got rid of the astronaut mcdonald's by the johnson space center

here's a photo of me buying cake at 11pm at kroger last night

one of my buddies got exploded by a real creeper from minecraft in pasadena texas

little journalism secret: they only give you the title "writer at large" if you're really big