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he's like "my name is RAICHU, and i'm a new type of guy-CHU!" (the "chu" is him jumping up and giving you a kiss on the forehead)

kick ass! he won an ipad!

news reporter: whoa, spider-man! you took down those burglars like they were nothing! what's your secret? spider-man: *chuckle* let's just say i took a trip to the aura bank and withdrew 200 aura!

- A Touch of Spice - Cooking Mama x Reader (1/56)

a drink... f-for me? thank you, cooking mama-kun..

i was on vc and said to my friend "hey can you do me a solid? actually, it's not that big, so it's more of a liquid" before asking my question and he kept questioning what i just said

desshurt be like "i shurt my pants!!!!!!!"

they gotta put me down man

had an awesome lunch with my bestie! amity, thank you for everything 🥹 👄🍦 the new

whoever implemented the weapon drop rates in splatoon raiders is going to hell i am so serious

MET UP WITH MY BESTIE!!!!! amity thank you for spending time with me! 🥹🥹🥹

the only thing keeping me from a 100% splatoon raiders file are the amiibo for the last three outfits and 13 primo weapons 😭

30 GOLDIES????? GOLDEEZ NUTS I DON'T WANNA DO THAT

i always imagined patrick having an odd, burnt rubber smell because of this close-up

i feel like a freak

man all i gotta do left in splatoon raiders is grind out the last 22 primo weapons and get the remaining salmonid research and i know i'm gonna die in the process

why does bluesky always fuck up one piece of a video's audio