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guysssss which of you can I trick into coming to Universal Horror Unleashed with me during LVLUP next year (specifically so I can hide behind you and throw you to the scary stuff)

I can’t stop thinking about the comment section of a tiktok I saw where someone was like “Blitzø acts softer now because he has a daughter and a girlfriend” and when people replied, they doubled down like “I know he’s dating Stolas, idk what boys call it when they date, he’s a man girlfriend”

i can't believe i get to exist in the same timeline as their love story

Helluva Boss StolasALT: Helluva Boss Stolasstatic.klipy.com

so I do a lot of my writing on this website called 4thewords, and long story short - tell me this isn't the most shok.wav coded little fucker you've seen in your life. i love him. i'm gonna fight him.

I was just being silly goofy on discord but now I’m like “what if I just posted this as the ao3 summary for my next fic”

it’s mid-november. we’re deep in the trenches of helluva boss s3 angst. we all sneak out of bed at 1am, 2am, 3am to see the newest episode. it’s a flashback. there’s tilla. oh god, it’s a full flashback of the circus. she opens her mouth to speak. we hold our breath. she’s voiced by john waters.

#ITSMILLIETIME time to recognize Millie as the true badass of IMP 👹

Helluva Boss MillieALT: Helluva Boss Milliestatic.klipy.com

re-listening to the extended "you will be okay" and having a good cry and i can't stop thinking... this is the first song sam haft wrote for helluva... he wrote this beautiful, devastating piece when the show was still a lot of slapstick humor... just knowing it was Always Gonna Be That Serious...

listen, there’s something so insanely validating about sometimes logging onto social media and sometimes seeing one of my favorite authors — like, actual published authors — commenting on Stolas fan art and posting StarKid musical gifs, like we are all truly one nerd

I love that I, a mentally ill person, can sit here writing fanfic in which Stolas and Blitzø are Very Mentally Ill and have a momentary crisis that this story will not be well-received… then remember most of my readers are Also Mentally Ill and will understand and enjoy what these boys are doing

do u ever wake up in the middle of the night and remember we have canonical stolas with ptsd and get excited all over again

moxxie puts on shorts and a t-shirt blitzo walks past him on the street, not recognizing him bonus points: he texts millie to say he spotted her holding hands with some shorts-wearing dickbag on the street and they gotta talk about whether he needs to tell moxxie

get to know your oomfs! name: khosh age: 34 zodiac sign: 🛑 birthday: jul 14 🇫🇷 fave musical artists: crane wives, noah kahan, rainbow kitten surprise country: i’m scared of lettuce dream job: bottom or wealthy widower fave color: oringe fave season: cold birth year: 92

love thinking about Stolas being so eloquent and literary, loving words, loving poetry, loving language — and also loving Blitzø who invents new profanity every hour, who invents new spellings for every word, who seems crass and illiterate but has such a way with words that Stolas swoons

I know it’s just some randomly generated spam comment but — listen, I wanna read whatever the fuck story it was based on

every once in a while, I remember this guy I ran into at LVLUP who liked the Hellaverse so I offered him a Vees sticker I made, and he asked me if I had any Alastor stuff instead, and when I said no, he asked if he could go through my bag and take something bc it wasn’t fair I offered him junk

I got an idea for #HellaEroguro2026 and it ended up being neither erotic nor gory, but it was v cathartic inspired by day 2: menhera archiveofourown.org/works/89304071 #HelluvaBossFics #Stolas #Octavia