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The only thing deader than Mitch is my sex life. 😏

Why waste money on concealer when paper bags are both cheap and recyclable? 🤷‍♂️

*The 22nd Amendment has entered the chat*

Have a good one, Ro!

Like a Bosch.

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Tequila: because that sidewalk isn't going to fall on itself.

...says the guy who claims he was told that he is going to be "like Moses" by The Almighty Himself.

The Elongated Muskrat proves every day that having a lot of money does not equal having a high intelligence.

Morning!

😂

A young, telegenic mayoral candidate promises to do good things, gets elected, then starts doing the very things he promised, demonstrating that these steps are quite possible. No wonder the establishment is freaking out.

I'm down. Earmark every last dime for healthcare, EBT, SNAP and housing subsidies. Heal the sick. Feed the hungry. House the homeless.