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It will be okay. Trust me.

My bird nemesis, the only rooster that fights back rathet than cheeses it when i'm trying to move the hens between enclosures. The human is useless. Just stands their whistling.

Hello, I am Kevin, and I wrap myself up in my humans' old dressing-gown when I am wet, and loosely resemble Mother Theresa.

Throw the ball... No, dont take it off me, just throw it No, dont touch it... Look, human, it's not complicated... Just throw the ball without touching it. How are you not understanding this very simple concept?!

I think im being lied to. My human says I get one cup of food cos it says so on the box, but i'm pretty sure it doesnt say that a whole packet of hobnobs is a single serving on the side of the wrapper. Obviously, I can't read... can a friendly human confirm what the human dosage is for biscuits?

Rolled in another dead seagull at the beach. Loved it. 10/10.

I'm not allowed to sleep on the humans bed, so I sleep under my humans bed, placing me marginally closer to them than being next to the bed. Proximity matters to me. A lot.

What a senseless waste of sticks...

My human makes me do the weirdest things... today, we climbed aboard a massive noisy metal box and floated about in the big water... and then we were somehow somewhere completely different. Baffled.

Taken by my human's friend. Defo caught the better of my two good sides.

6.30am. Time to get up on the bed, straddle my human, put my wet nose a centimetre away from their face, and just stare at them.

I dont understand social media, why would you not follow me? I'd follow you, everywhere. Even places definitely not designed for dogs.

Look into my eyes. Everything is gunna be alright, human.

Someone said there was a loose croc in the living room, so I had to protect the pack and rip it to smithereems. This is me, presenting its spine to my human.

Lovely day at the beach with my human. Did lots of swimming, and rolled in a dead seagull. Human wasn't keen on joining in for the latter.

My tongue was so dry that it got stuck to my nose...

I helped to build and hang this door today by chewing all the offcuts into splinters. I also had a little wee on it immediately after this photo, so everyone knows it's mine.

Simple late lunch

Dogs need detachable fur.

Please don't take us for walks when it's hot like this, unless you're taking us somewhere with water to splash about in. We are good boys, obviously, but we won't adapt our behaviour to the heat - we will just overheat! Look after us, oh deity, bringer of food and adventure.