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Make your lunch sound disgusting: feasted on the raw, fatty orange flesh of the water beast that cannot decide between ocean and river

I should be sinking a pint after a long day managing my coppiced woodland. The future was a mistake

Just watched a teenager bench more than me and now I know why that billionaire vampire injects his son's blood

Holy fuck Aonishiki

Competing for "best failed state lead indicator" this week is "Taco Bell is the primary leafy vegetable delivery mechanism in the USA"

Aonishiki winning on one leg may be one of the most impressive sports feats I've ever seen

How can Netflix's flagship show have a visual effect (upside down floaters) that Netflix's video compression chokes on? How does this happen?

First they taxed the billionaires, and I said nothing Then they taxed the millionaires, and I said nothing Then they came for some of my income above the median and I said "fuck yeah this rules actually"

Aonishiki caught him 😂

Absolute lay person categorisation of Sumo guys: Pillar - your standard sumo guy, about 6 feet or bigger, weight in kg a decent amount less than height in cm - Hoshoryu 1/2

People using POV to mean 'pictured here' is driving me insane