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Going out for lunch with some women today out of whom I am the oldest, least attractive, least educated and make the least amount of money. So I am working on some jokes.

Spending a lot of time watching videos of 1996 era Tom morello that Instagram keeps serving me and HUBBA HUBBA

I have never seen this before wow

God help me I love a British miniseries based on true events 😭

The first time I ever got paralytically high my bf at the time made me watch the entire Woodstock 94 primus set and it broke and awakened something in me at the same time

Racked up over 10k points on the Smell Experiencer ranking today when we opened up a chickens abdomen and had to remove tons of necrotic egg material

Ultrasounded myself at work yesterday to see what’s up in there and no matter what we did all we could see was my big ass intestines pulsing with fluid. Humiliating.

I ❤️ doing chytrid swabs I could live in a frog lab and swab these lil suckers all DAY

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When will the uggos be celebrated. There are plenty of ugly women here too.

They are few and far between but there are moments where he is a sweet little snoozy man

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Said “bon appetit my darlings” to some pigeons eating a piece of kfc on king st and it felt good to do

I am Ali baba standing before the cave of wonders

I think he looks smart :)

A vignette from my special little life: I make a big bean salad for work every Sunday and Wednesday night and I call it: Mothers Beans and when I eat it at work everyone says “it’s time for Mother’s beans”

My grandmother likes to tell about how she watched the queens coronation on the tv as a child all very solemnly and seriously. I would’ve been throwing my white ass around the room when zadok the priest started that shit slaps so hard

Portia is back on shift as pee pee inspector! It’s been a while!

We have a new nurse on today and she’s like a cool alternative older lady from Philly so now I have to show that I’m also cool and alternative

Look at my big beautiful friend

Entered a flow state and worked out some really heavy emotions at hotpot today