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TRUMP STARTS WWIII is a much better headline than this:

Rand Paul had to invent an optometry licensing organization for the sole reason of giving himself a license to practice some uneducated version of eyeball surgery. The blind creating the blind, his whole purpose in life, whether optically or intellectually.

They’re now officially the Ethics Dodgers, and it’s now Dodger Orange, to match the make-up that has rubbed off. Someone, make a graphic of their new jersey

Great players, but the team has now added knee pads and chapstick to shin and elbow guards for player protection.

Idée the Dodgers gave #Drumpf a World Series ring for…? Great players, but the team has now added knee pads and chapstick to shin and elbow guards as team protection.

Steve Hilton’s got a full-page ad in today’s LATimes. Steve tries to woo Anti-Trumpers directly. Steve, open with “Look, We All Know Trump Is Incompetent and Insane,..” Maybe we’ll listen. Not sure if he had to pay for it, since the paper’s owned by a billionaire whose finances are going south.

Favorite line from yesterday: “People with three teeth voting for people with six yachts.” Think it was @johnfugelsang.bsky.social again.

Hey! #MBS, Mister Bone Saw, wants to be able to make nuclear fuel. What could go wrong?

Jealous.

Yep

I always like the arguments about his name on the @stephaniemiller.bsky.social show, XM127 9-noon M-F She thinks the name is #MarkWayneRickyBobbyColbyCarrington While @frangeladuo.bsky.social think it should be spelled #Ma’Quane

I said the reason to appoint Graham’s sister to replace him was so he Senate didn’t have to change names on the stationery. Now she says she’s gonna run for the full term. Again, we get to keep the same name we’ve had forever #MissLindsey.

#Edsall spends a lot of column inches in the #NYT explaining what the entire world already knows, and has a tag for: #ETTD Everything Trump Touches Dies

Loves the comment I heard a woman say on the radio a few days ago, in the middle of the Low-T bullshit: “When I see Hegseth, I see domestic violence.”

Unfortunately, when Mar-a-Lago burns to the ground, as a purification ritual AFTER the Mar-a-Lago Trials, we promise you won’t smell the stink up your way.

Ethics and shame have been removed from the #Republican Candidate gene pool by the Billionaires Candidate Husbandry breeding program. Also, they no longer have spines.

All the doctors dealing w Mitch since mid-June need to be arrested, charged with election interference, and also have their medical license revoked.

Perspective: Tday, July 20th, marks 18 months of the second #Drumpf #shitshow. Can the nation survive THIRTY MORE !!??

Read the performance riders in the graphic. “Riot Fest must provide four feet of polish sausage”? Fire breathers?! It’s a great list.

Been quoting that first sentence since I read it in the Foundation series, where it was the motto of the mayor of Terminus.