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Very heartwarmed by the amount of attention the Strokes are getting these days. Their greatness may have wandered in the wilderness, but I never lost faith.

Relieved to learn that prime minister Carney has rescued Toronto's waterfront to turn it into a pipeline.

The new Strokes album is the best Strokes album that name checks Chris Hedges.

"Good news, everyone! Bad news."

Hmmm... methinks it may be time for a... Bosch rewosch.

Outside you, there are more than 2 wolves.

is a semiconductor like a truck driver?

brb flying to Turkey for some Danzaplasty

Nominative determinism being what it is Maybe Argentina should've called themselves Orina

Madrid Man (me) vindicated

devastated to announce that my Rick Beato costume will not be ready for Halloween.

"You're 74, Gordon. It's time to drop this 'Sting' nonsense."

Hercule Poirot will return in Manslaughter in the Moustaches

I have a joke about a bag of wind but it blows

Fingers crossed this doesn't send my Australian followers into a tizzy!!

I was getting diarrhea from Taco Bell before it was cool. #diarrheahipster

tips for staying cool in a heatwave: 1. put a popsicle in your bum 2. hold a popsicle between your buttcheeks 3. rub a popsicle on your ass 4. sit in the shade

"Argentina" is Spanish for "Silver Tina".

Magnus Carlsen would know how to win