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Bohs x Film in Dublin collab jersey continues to exist only in myth

This is a pretty good distillation of her review

“The directors imply that Bowser Jr.’s kidnapping of Princess Rosalina from the Observatory is a grievous breach of xenia. Yet when Mario & Peach vanquish him and terraform Planet Bowser in an act of colonial terrorism, we assume it’s a triumph. Yoshi serves only as ‘dinosaur best friend’ character”

Played by Stephen Root

Coward Christopher Nolan refuses to dramatise the trick Odysseus used to attract the ladies

Oh you have my number

A beaded necklace and bleach blonde hair pulled into braids. In the 2000s! You simply have to admire the gumption

Ah, my favourite genre of post

Still time for him to round out the family with Steph Curry McDonald and Giannis McDonald

He probably started off wanting to call him Michael Jordan McDonald but tbh there are already many of these in Mayo

The fact that there’s a lad from Mayo called Kobe McDonald should surprise nobody when his dad was playing county while looking like Gary Busey in a surfing movie, it’s a miracle he didn’t pick a far more offensive name

“See if I spot that Cúchulainn prick? It’s on sight”

A chara would you be surprised when I tell you that he was so taken with the legend of himself and his act that he never thought to ask for it and then some ten years later when we were out for pints it dawned on him in the middle of an unrelated conversation

Spiritually this man and my friend are brothers

The issue with these vaguely-named movies. “What did you think of Lift (2024)?” “I prefer Uber, honestly.”

Time to put the work in now: get on some rooftops and proclaim “GIVE THE NEW KEVIN HART NETFLIX MOVIE 72 HOURS A THEATRICAL RUN, YOU COWARDS!!”

Makes perfect sense that the latest thing to make this app tear itself apart is whether or not academics are allowed to be unreasonably and disproportionately shitty

Our brightest gombeens are hard at work inviting new colonisers to ravage our land and enslave our people

I have a take for an exclusively Cúchulainn horror movie but I’m firmly of the belief that the Táin should either be a miniseries or Finn’s cool musical idea

Damon throwing absolute heaters in the Closet