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I took one of those cognitive tests last week. The doctor showed me pictures of an elephant, a giraffe, a shark, and President Trump. He then asked me to identify the pedophile. I aced it.

I don't feel a bit sorry for Prince Andrew. He has a history of sexual assault and on top of that he was bragging about grabbing women by the pussy. Oh wait, I was thinking of somebody else. Never mind.

OK, Let's say 77 million Americans got together to make (let's call it) Presidential soup. They insisted on using stupidity as a base. Add some fraud, grift, infidelity, disrespect, lying and narcissism. Finally throw in a dash (Actually three dashes) of racism and voila you've got a president.

My friend and his wife decided to splurge because their anniversary was yesterday. They both had one piece of chicken and 2 ( that's right 2) pieces of broccoli and a corn tortilla. I continue to be impressed by Brooke Rollins. Her intellect reminds me of MarkWayne Mullen and Tommy Tuberville.

For those of you who are questioning the effectiveness of Brooke Rollins as the Ag Secretary, as a Nebraska farmer, let me assure you that she is just as effective as RFK Jr. is in eradicating measles.

We can all be thankful for President Trump's leadership. He is the only world leader willing to tackle the topic of his wife's underwear. I don't care about the price of groceries or how many people are getting killed in Ukraine. What worries me is how the first lady takes care of her underwear.

As a Nebraska farmer I'm getting ready for the next season. I have no idea what seed, fertilizer, chemical, or fuel I will use. People are saying I'm the best farmer that ever existed. I definitely am. I have no idea what I'm doing but I have concepts of a plan. If I fail, I will just lie about it.

See if you know the names for these groups. Whales Owls Penguins Crows Ass Kissing Liars Correct Answers Pod Parliament Colony Murder Cabinet

My sister & her husband knew they were having a girl. I asked if they had a name picked out. Sis said they both loved the name "Megan". She saw my brow furl & said, "OK, what?" I responded, "Uh, Megyn Kelly, Meghan McCain." She gave birth yesterday to a beautiful, healthy girl named Michelle.

Today's Presidential Quiz 3 are true. 3 are false. See how many you get correct. 1. Trump has brought all prices down. 2. Trump assaulted young girls. 3. Trump is respected worldwide. 4. Marital fidelity is important to him. 5. Trump assaulted young girls. 6. Trump assaulted young girls.

A farmer friend (big guy, strong guy) came to me, tears in his eyes & said, "Sir, my inputs are all up, tariffs ruined the prices I get, & Argentine beef is coming. But I can't contain my joy. We now have what we have all dreamed for, a new bathroom off of the Lincoln Bedroom. To Don be the glory."

So England got rid of their Pedo prince. Any chance we can do that with our Pedo "king"?

Here it is Wednesday & my wife was all over me to show her my Halloween costume. I put on a red hat & told her I was going as a MAGA member. She insisted I couldn't convince people of that by just wearing a red hat. So tomorrow morning, I'm scheduled for a lobotomy.