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Kat

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writer, knitter, cyborg, library wizard, Gentlewoman of Evil. “chaotic but a delight.” “lewd but a gentleman.” cake/coffee life. practice makes better. known across two universities for pronouncing “Foucault” like “fucko.” 🏳️‍🌈🧃✡️ (any pronouns)

Kat

2 авг., 03:39

Love to throw my back out by *spins wheel* taking a shower

Kat

2 авг., 02:38

Two (2) of the multiple times that I was hit-and-run while bicycling (in accordance with all relevant traffic laws) were by police cars lol

Em, midly

It’s so funny when people are like “sure you’re an abolitionist now but wait until you’re the victim of a property crime.” Buddy, the most useful thing the police have ever done for property crime is put the form you need to submit to your insurance online.

Kat

1 авг., 23:22

Wore my goth baddie native plants shirt to neighborhood yuppie grocery and got an “I love your shirt” from the produce manager, 10/10 do recommend @sarahmackattack.bsky.social

Kat

1 авг., 23:19

Me at the grocery store: I need POTATOES and CARROTS and ZERO (0) little treats Grocery store: hello can I interest you in local organic patchouli clove soap?

Kat

1 авг., 22:17

Since my appetite has been fucked this week I have gone multiple days with zero (0) fruityveg and I feel AWFUL, I cannot believe my dietician was right

Kat

31 июл., 20:56

Before switching to my insulin pump I was on multiple daily injections, which mean I needed both long-acting and a short-acting insulins. My insurance denied my long-acting insulin bc I was “not old enough” for them to be willing to pay for it.

Krista D Ball is Canada's Snarky Potato

WAIT BREE WAIT *the insurance* tells you what doctor you're allowed to see? *the insurance*

Kat

31 июл., 19:38

welsh rabbit my love

Tal Lavin

In today's column, we explore the Welsh rarebit, a weirdly named and delicious cheese toast! Included: Tudor jokes about cheese-loving Welshmen being tricked out of heaven; what it means when you dream about cheese; and the legendary Welsh cheese pudding caws pobi buttondown.com/theswordandt...

Kat

31 июл., 04:34

One problem my friends have is telling the different between “Kat talking about Les Mis bc the autism took over” vs “Kat talking about Les Mis bc their life is a cesspit rn”

Kat

31 июл., 04:31

A fun fact about me is that I wanted a Les Miserables movie with Russell Crowe as Javert for almost a decade and this monkey’s paw ass universe made it the musical version

Kat

31 июл., 04:00

It’s so thoughtful of this week to happen at the same time that Les Mis ACS is in New York lol

Kat

31 июл., 03:57

I wonder what it’s like for Philip Quast to sing the Bishop after literally setting the bar for decades of Javerts

Kat

31 июл., 03:46

“Kat you are drunk” yes but never so drunk I would lie about cheese sandwiches

Kat

me trying to explain welsh rabbit to a house party of americans

Kat

31 июл., 02:52

Downplay a book or movie: Le Misérable

Jake_Vig

Downplay a book or movie: "Reasonable Expectations"

Kat

31 июл., 01:30

Marius: uhh don’t you guys think maybe we should get Gavroche away from here? Les Amis: [lucille bluth voice] he’s one ten-year-old boy, Marius, how big of a death wish could he have? Gavroche: lol hold my gun

Kat

31 июл., 01:26

Depressing things I accidentally say out loud while cataloging old photographs: wow, they only lost 25% of their kids in infancy, that’s not bad!

Kat

31 июл., 00:32

Jean Valjean: come with me, Cosette Cosette: will there there be castles where we’re going? Jean Valjean: yes, there will be a castle just for you Jean Valjean: *moves Cosette into a fucking garret*