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wearing this to El’s family grad celebration & the first thing that their mom said was like “look at you !! you won’t get hit by a car, will you?” 🙃

as soon as I can, I'm going to post an inventory-clearing sale on my personal shop, but for now, perhaps you want to buy some prints to support two dykes through a big move & period of unemployment? 👀 www.inprnt.com/gallery/kati...

my mom has spent ages making hundreds of BTS keychains to take w her to give to other fans at the concert next week (and some for her sister to take in LA) 😭 I know nothing about K-pop stuff or culture, so apparently this is A Thing, but it’s so nice to see her get into something!!

a lot of you stinkers are saying “whimsy” when you mean “eccentricity”. even more of you are saying “whimsy” when you mean like…… something not beige?

I have been soooo sick for the last few weeks (stress always lives in my stomach, badly) & it’s bad tonight. El was like “I know you’re sick but I’d love a hot dog” and I said “me too actually” & they genuinely said “oh! Do you think it’ll soothe your stomach?”

I think I’ve learned something about what color palette people respond to

lol I’m on the schedule to do closing register on my last day at work, a Friday.

BDSM, bestie, granny panties, riot grrrl, time suck

kid threw a wooden cat at me… the mom didn’t even say anything 😔

part of the problem with the whole world is that they’re making people who want a job stocking produce at Food Lion apply online, but they don’t even know how to use a mouse or how to use a shift key. they don’t NEED to know, they want to stick produce. but now, to even be considered, they have to

It’s 350+ followers (with maybe <100 who might feasibly be normal followers for me) & 100+ comments. I feel like I got announced by bullhorn to a room full of HOA members who are hungry to report me for having a large fiberglass rooster in my own garage.

What’s my darling little butch husband doing now that they’ve got free time since finishing their PhD? Cleaning a single dirty penny with barkeeper’s friend at 12:40 am, of course

gloop

our garden is looking soooo lush and beautiful. I’m so sad to have to dismantle it

the new set ✨

2nd-to-last nail appointment 🫪

They give this guy their doctorate and one week later, this gray streak coalesces overnight