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So much 🫠

I have no intention of leaving the house unless it’s on fire!

It is 8:30am and it’s fucking disgusting out here 🥵

There's still time to snaffle a bargain in the Smashwords sale -- inc. STRAIT LACED. It's a story about bad boys with good hearts, gogo dancers, pride parades, family values, and finding love in unexpected places. Only $1.24 through the end of the month 🪩 www.smashwords.com/books/view/7...

Finallly got my long-awaited MRI today. It only took 10mo of conservative treatments that didn’t work, a fight with insurance, 6 week wait bc the hospital accidentally cancelled it, and being sent to three different locations today before I was finally directed to the right place 🙃

Moonlight. Somebody give Chiron a hug.

But I’m a Cheerleader. Made Girlchild so uncomfortable that she couldn’t face the tv, despite my advice to embrace the cringe. 27 years and counting of making straight allies squirm 🤌 we need more movies like this.

Heartstopper Forever. I thought it was cute. AJ thought it lacked substance. We both thought the teachers should have at least got engaged.

Girl dinner 🐟🥯

I’ve seen The Island, I know how this ends

Ik there’s only like 6 people there but wtg Wyoming!

Wendy totally knows how to make a shiv

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This is The Mummy erasure

We live in the worst timeline

Tell me why we have 3 sofas in the house and 2 of them have been repurposed as cat thrones, complete with blanket forts for maximum comfort and privacy???? 🫠

if this flag offends you i'll help you pack

Yes I will be wearing it to the BVB gig no I will not be hearing opinions on that matter

The perfect tshirt doesn’t exi—

Saved some of the oxtail from the birria and made stew. We’re on hour 3.5 of braising and it smells soooooo gooooood 🤤