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Client: You've been very helpful today! Me: -internally- Are you saying I'm not helpful on the other days?

Nothing like a boomer who's been loudly complaining at the sushi restaurant I'm at suddenly exclaiming "This salmon just tastes like lox!!!" Like... yeeeeah, buddy. And??

New symptom of insomnia based madness: reciting the entirety of The Pekes and the Pollicles poem to prove to myself I still know it.

The same velocity I will be throwing said cat man in Angel's direction the second that sad diva shows up next season.

Two strangers in a row asked me about my facial scars... so much for me thinking two years in they're subtle

I don't really know how to feel know that I learned Markiplier was considered for the role of Broly in DBZA.... I would love to be a fly on the wall for that reality though.

Ok, you obviously AI bs 'Comfrt' commercials who keep interrupting my documentaries: it is not "almost" wintertime and PLEASE just hire a damn voice actor instead of influencers with quaalude voice reading terrible scripts.

Not only is @qingwadrawz.bsky.social talented but they're lovely to boot!

Making friends on this site be like:

I need pretty goth girls to stop sitting next to me on the train cause I will ALWAYS audibly squeak.

I'm just so tired of being 'a work in progress.' I just feel so pointless.

Nothing to see here, just a goth that got stuck in the rain.

He's so cute! Look at @qingwadrawz.bsky.social 's beautiful husk!!

The cutest lil' free loader

My wife made a Mii of me and apparently I like to give Lucifer a hard time. I'd like to imagine he's saying, "You ship me with WHOM?!"

-sobbing- these NERDS!

All this hate from a bunch of unwashed incels about a single female helmed God if War? A huge reminder why I'm a lesbian.

Insomnia was so bad I slept 3 hours last night. I want to fucking cry but I have to go to work now.

People complaining that the Amadeus mini series is historically inaccurate like the play is 100% fact is hilarious. The play is a fabulous work of fiction written around SOME historical facts while the film did the same thing. So why the hell would the series suddenly be a documentary?? 🤨🙄

Ok. Al's fit is giving me life but heartbroken Husk might put me in an early grave.