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Costco should have a bar

@signal.org please roll back the update that changes the position of the flip camera button. I keep getting jump scared by my own face at the most unflattering angle imaginable when trying to send friends something from my camera roll

A cool thing about being an expert in a piece of technology is every once in a while, it'll fuck up in a way so bizarre you wonder if you ever knew anything at all. I think it does this to keep us humble

anthony fantano doing an entire review of the new strokes album while autotuned is fucking frying me

Guess who just found out she's allergic to sulfa drugs

yes yes yes yes yes

Shout-out to my doctor for putting in my chart that I "handled the procedure well," after having an abscess drained, when in reality just injecting the lidocaine made me scream. Future doctors will think I'm cool, which is of course important and normal to want

I love red 40

who's the Guy these days? i feel like this site is missing a rotating cast of Guys. do we have a bean dad

you can't convince me that these freedom fuel gas stations weren't directly inspired by these people getting absolutely ripped on their drugs of choice and watching "the gang solves the gas crisis" from it's always sunny in philadelphia

Y'all I know this isn't very woke of me or whatever, but a stranger wolf whistled at me at a gas station and ngl it was kind of flattering. Didn't engage, just whistled and kept it moving