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All the same, I’d love to just sit and listen to Bono reciting a poem at my funeral.

They’ll do anything except do something.

Did you stop dancing at any point Neil? I heard if you kept dancing uninterrupted it would actually show up for you. Nobody I’ve asked seems to know if bathroom breaks count or whatever, I took one six years ago, but apparently it has shown up for some people.

The Lollipop Hulk is going to do his big clap move and send those children all the way to Blanchardstown.

Maybe one is enough though

I like to do this when my headphones accidentally get disconnected. That way I seem like both an upstanding citizen and a reasonable person with a good social sense.

Nominative determinism is how we know we’re in a simulation. A regulator called George, lmao, can’t believe it.

Of all the aging yardsticks out there, this one just hit me like a hammer.

The Bond villains we’ve been waiting for. Just think of the hench people too. Fielding, Hammond.

Plus you can’t open a pack without streaming it either lest you lose the social bump from hitting something rare.

The current meta in card collecting is live streaming yourself waiting at vending machines or searching big box stores for hidden stashes.

Wrong and misguided. Infantino is trying to unite the brands we love with the sport we love. It’s win-win for FIFA and the corporate sponsors that provide funding to take football to even greater heights Plus the quarters are so long we have time to learn about new products that are available to us

Shur look if we just redefine singularity the way he has - it’s a bit faster than before and can’t follow instructions then yeah. In unrelated news my toddler at home is a singularity. No interviews please.

No joke, I just learned that the legendary on-screen enmity between Russel Crowe and Joaquin Phoenix in Gladiator did not extend off-screen. Seeing Joaquin on set one day with some cutlery in his hand a panicked Director Ridley Scott was relieved to discover that Russel Crowe had not been stabbed.

We needed Ender, we got D4rkL0rd420_69

Oh shit

In James Cameron’s Titanic, the ship was supposed to reach its destination as planned but a mechanical issue en-route had them pivot to the iceberg storyline, changing the trajectory of Celine Dion’s career forever.

G is where it’s at. Just look at the mixture of disgust and concern on the 200. “Nobody’s going to take this off you, you fool.”

The referee has a lot of discretion so it’s sometimes hard to follow but tripping people is only one of a handful of fouls. At simple instance of people “running into each other” often hides one player deliberately obstructing the other, using excessive force or just plain trying to hurt them.

He’d be only delighted for someone to put him in the corner.