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Me sipping my glass of implied drunk driving wine: "I'm getting strong notes of vehicular manslaughter... I think this would pair really well with being bonded together by a dark secret that haunts us forever"

You walk into the radio operator room having only heard her voice for months, and she removes her oversized headset and turns around and smiles at you for the first time

"I would *love* to come, I *really* would, but I just remembered I need to uhhh.... un-beach 15 sperm whales. yeah they are beached to fuck it's wild"

I feel like they took all the wrong lessons from Korra. I was so ready for another time jump to alt 70s clunky cyberpunk bending 😔 earth benders hacking into circuit boards, non-benders closing the gap with more tech

...And they're making out with no makeup on

I shamefully played for like 20 mins before realising it was a remake of Type Help. Unironic "Wow, they're copying loads of stuff from Type Help here, that's cool but it's a lot...... oh"

A friend is on a flight to Madrid during the world cup final. Says the pilot came over the tannoy to excitedly announce that Spain had scored! Then had to sheepishly come back on and say there had been a mistake, no goal. Even the damn pilot got VAR'd...

with each passing year I am more and more convinced that the real plague on society is "people don't have a little group chat of trusted friends/peers to vent in". you're supposed to link stuff and say "get a load of this!" and cleanse your soul and unload your spite

asking my landlord if my boiler needs leaded or unleaded

I've given up actively debugging sonething late into the night. I just go to sleep. There's literally no point in staying up, you go to sleep, you wake up, you fix the bug in 5 mins. Disgusting.

The english language can be beautiful

This isn't your fault. The Stylus Guard Gauge should have had a more intuitive readout.

she also (actually) said that all her transfemme patients complain about their exes who are also her patients so she just has to sit there nodding + pretending like you aren't complaining about her 4:30 appointment, like she isn't the secret eater for the entire local trans lesbian community

My electrologist says I'm the best to ever do it. She said no other client is better at laying still and getting electricity shot at them. She said I'm so good at not moving and pretending it doesn't hurt to have electricity to shot at me, it's almost like I'm dead! Her words not mine.

Hi! game good

Things I liked: Playing as a woman (and a disaster lesbian burnout spy at that) is appealing, the 90s alt tech setting (very Stålenhag), cut down skills + stress system is a big improvement, coldish warish spy themes are yummy, lots of the moments + writing stands out (wish I took more screenshots)

Finished Zero Parades. Really good. Disco Elysium is my #1 or 2 fav game so I went in skeptical and came out very impressed. Feels like a proper spiritual successor; a well executed thing made by people who learned a ton of lessons making Final Cut. I'm also a sucker for any spy themed stuff.

yeeaah

Harry Kane always looks like a detective who just got told some new information that made him rethink this entire damned case