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Uber driver called Queen Frank which I mean, absolute boss name

Kids extremely obviously smoking a joint outside my job by walking inside a shrub greenery area thing, standing in the centre of it, and one bring on lookout turning around staring at me nonstop loool Mate, I don't own the bush idgaf

This history doc has a guy shoot his personally owned cannon at a van to demonstrate the power of cannonfire Yeah why not This multi angle action shot had me like, yeah get that van

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Look at this beauty I met yesterday

This morning feeding the local cats and saw Petal the little cat that always meowed crazy at my flat (I haven't seen her for like a month or so) She had a collar on and was much more nervous of people 100% she finally got spayed and has mellowed the fuck out lol

Watching a history documentary and I like when, because it wants to constantly have something visual, the historian will be like sat on a Ferris wheel and say some shit like 'none of the original Roman settlement survives, but it would have been below where this ferries wheel now stands'

Genuinely would be v funny if that could be the last world cup after the Americans decided they finally get it all

I like the sheer number of pillows on each bed telling it's own story

This little boy keeps collecting and putting back baskets at work and I have to keep telling him that's so nice of you but you don't have to! Literally looks like I'm slave driving this kid because he just happens to be really lovely 😭

Always found it particularly weird people decide which disorders or disabilities you're allowed based on vibe No one's like hey now there's too many glasses wearers it's an epidemic and yet other things which may make you process the world differently are described in eugenic ubermensch shit

Gary is me in this weather

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All of my individual joints are aching or swollen so I'm hyper aware of them which is nice lol Feel like a puppet. But one someone's beat the shit out of

I'm a 100% Salem was a real cat truther Even when I watch it now I'm still like...he might be tho

Salem The Cat Malvado Stirring CauldronAlt: Salem the black cat stirring a smokey cauldron and laughing maniacallystatic.klipy.com

'Millie, I've broke the cat'

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Just wild they could've frauded free prescriptions for themselves but they were in such a rush to rob me, their very recent neighbour, they fucked it lool

One of my neighbours has opened a letter addressed to me and left it like this TURNS OUT it had a card in it but they left it because it's a medical exemption card which I guess they didn't know what that was lol? Should've kept it you thieving dickhead that's actually valuable!

Only one man approached me tonight to ask me my name to which I told him it's Fuck Off Wonderful evening

Someone in the pool club is accusing his mates of gaslighting him about eggs

Guys opposite my flat with speaker system and throwing shit at cars whooping and cheering for two hours now lol Go literally anywhere else...? Filming themselves 😭 You're all like 30 m8

Every time I'm having some kind of individual pain, so my left ankles swollen randomly and kills, will also be the day I kick my entire foot into the edge of my bed or jar my toes into the ground repeatedly