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biggest pussy in the solar system gotta be olympus mons pubis

It was a privilege to do an article & interview for this new project! So excited to see what Rob is able to accomplish 🙏 (And yeah, I’m gonna continue to shoot my shot to see if this lands me in a room with Ceara Coveney, who’s askin?!?)

me (seeing a big caterpillar by my car): love me a big hairy pussypillar

just before this photo I awarded Priyanka the honorary first “Trolloc Nipple Coin”, awarded for surviving two interviews with me and everything that comes with having a forced conversation with me for long enough. She was delighted by the honor, of course 😌 #WotCon

the WoT Ones wings were hotter than my questions, but my anus lips will surely take that cake on the morrow 🧘‍♂️ for tonight, though, I’ll bask in the euphoria of eating hot wings with Priyanka Bose until the taint takes me 😌 #WotCon

lol just gonna interview priyanka bose in an hour, nbd. and also interview her again, tomorrow, while we eat hot questions and ask even hotter wings. sooo yeah i’m 100% not spiraling 😀 #WotCon

It’s almost my favorite time of year: seeing a select subset of all my wheel of time friends at @wotconofficial.bsky.social while also wishing ALL of my WoT friends could be there 🫶 travel selfie inbound once I snooch my way through TSA! 🏃🏼‍♂️💨💨💨

just 2 guys hanging out having fun (meeting with demetri martin)

seeing my favorite comedian (demetri martin) front & center row seats (for the first time out of like over a dozen of his shows I’ve attended over the years) meet him after the show (as a bonus on top) happy fathers day to me ☺️ (made possible by my loving partner ❤️)

ruining the 2012 family function by singing “ayeee meesa jar jar, op op op, Oppa gungan style”

my partner’s reaction to this knowledge informs me that this is NOT a universal experience when eating quinoa… 🤷‍♂️

zelda twilight princess was on some real aginor shit with those multi-titted chickens, on hylia

things strangers to beware..: When a stranger call When a stranger text When a stranger email When a stranger telegram When a stranger mail When a stranger fax When a stranger page When a stranger radio When a stranger dm When a stranger @

a lil bit of free luck for your troubles 🤲🍀

the one rule, above all others, for being a man

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I have henceforth rebranded the “childhood bullies” folder in my brain to “childhood haters”, to great effect on my psyche