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one more for the road, the gang’s all here

I'm deep in the final pass trenches and Ursula is working on the cover but I will be posting a Kickstarter page soon! London and the King of Bones is a Halloween book and I'm aiming for a Halloween release, as long as I am not kidnapped by a man with antlers /8

finally, Loop, a big strong lesbian werewolf. can rip a phonebook in half, easy. could really use a bath. has always wanted to wrestle a kraken. favourite food: clown larva. just really cool. 7/

next up is Steve, begrudging vampire with a blood allergy. drinks Bludshot, an illegal synthetic blood energy drink. misses his boyfriend, hates being a vampire. vampires aren't from around here and are always tired and in pajamas, but Steve insists on wearing a suit. not the bravest guy here. 6/

following London to Dusk is Myrtle, her chonky cat. can talk and use interdimensional portal magic, as all cats can. has a superiority complex, as all cats do. hates that she has to explain another lost human to the Council of Cats, humans are always messing up other worlds in portal fantasies 5/

skull in question: Necrolas, overthrown child king of Dusk. perpetual tween. in hiding after the usurper Crepuscus stole the throne 50 years ago. with London's help, he'll be looking for his limbs in the clutches of the Usurper's minions and rallying his people (but won't making this quest easy) 4/

this is London. floofy haired, chubby, nerdy about grammar and animal facts, armed with a mysterious knife. she just wants to get home back to her mom and she'll have to slay a monster king to do it--as well as help an annoying and ungrateful skull find the rest of his body 3/

London and the King of Bones is a MG portal fantasy about London, a 12yo who is abducted by a man with antlers on Halloween and brought to the Kingdom of Dusk, where a monster king waits to eat her soul. normal kid's book stuff it's The Wizard of Oz dressed up as The Nightmare Before Christmas 2/

Working at a convenient store and immersed in the cozy MMO Happy Town, lonely teen Quentin crushes on both a co-worker and an axolotl—er, another player. Wrestling his own anxiety, can he learn how to show up in his relationships, both online and off? lorimer.ca/childrens/pr...

Ex-friends Journey and Rumour reconnect over a game of Dungeons & Dragons, where unresolved feelings may prove even deadlier to their party than overpowered dungeon bosses 🛡😱⚔️ Come for the board game cafe puns, stay for the ability to admit when you’ve messed up lorimer.ca/childrens/pr...

Most of his friends went to university, but Josh doesn’t know what he wants to do. Kiki’s starting school fresh, but coming out is scary anywhere, let alone North Park. Everyone wants to make it out of high school in one piece, but their last year won’t be so simple. kamielke.itch.io/victory-lap

what do you mean it's father's day

yeah John get on it

truly, I fell in love with it immediately. perfect opening to a story

I love all these characters. I love this world. I love the combat even though I am constantly muttering "aw fuck" every time I fail a parry which is to say all the fucking time