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They're going to have to work on building that vampire family

Leaving for the beach on Saturday and guess what 🤦‍♀️ I feel cursed

Application submitted...cross your fingers for me!

My son's girlfriend refers to me as group leader 😆

It's a truth universally acknowledged that the tiniest kitties will have the stinkiest shits

This is my villain origin story

My son in law found his father dead yesterday which is fucking terrible & compounding it he was a hoarder level "collector" & they don't know where any of his important papers etc are. It's making me 1. Very glad my Mom has all their shit together 2. Making me realize I need to get my shit together

I have done nothing worthwhile all day and it's glorious

My coworker just brought me a set of 1927 encyclopedias he found in a hidden compartment in a wardrobe and I'm not sure if I'm about to be blessed or cursed

Sometimes I catch a glimpse of my wild ass self in a mirror and all I can think of is that judgy British officer in Lawrence of Arabia saying, "what do you think you look like"

I was going to post some pics from today but blue sky is doing that thing again and I'm not patient enough but I got to pet a goat and see a historic tavern that's usually closed to the public!

I bought these for the kitten and the cats but none of them are interested. Someone else however is extremely interested.

It's me