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I saw this in a discord chat and immediately thought of @leaftilde.bsky.social

Sometimes I can’t tell if I want to be a cat or just wish I had the ability to look at people and sprint into the forest without it seeming weird

By Haley Stevens

But he did sleep at a Motel 6 last night!

Tonight would be the night I see a local casino promoter on a billboard Jeopardy Live!

I don’t know much about UK politics, but I do know you don’t fuck around with Larry. Odds are, he will be there longer than you.

Fuck, work is rougher than normal. The tech isn’t working right, my body is staging a mutiny after only 3 miles of walking, and I’m thinking of moving again so I can come out but I’ll be living on a couch for months

Also, I just want to point out probably my favorite scene with Cass is when she beats the shit out of her dad while he’s in prison on Father’s Day.

The other day I was door knocking for a candidate in a dress, which looked AMAZING on me, and I knocked at a house and the guy yelled at me, “you can’t wear a dress! It’s not natural!” But I said “you’re in the suburbs and you have a duck and goose in your back yard kiddy pool and IM unnatural?”

I fail to see what the restaurant did wrong here

Wore a dress to work today. Felt great! Only had one person accost me in public about it. Honestly it wasn’t as scary as I thought it would be.

My college taught us how to “witness” in shopping malls. It was a terrible experience for the shoppers.