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Pour one out for the beautiful Nymeria who was the sweetest little girl and was very loved.

Sometimes you just gotta make sure the dude’s not simply asleep in there

This is the first time I’ve heard his voice and it was not what I was expecting

Not exactly Fuji 9

Godawful in every way

“They also have seen my triples of the Nova”

EVEN COLONEL SANDERS WANTS HIM COOKED

He should get 100 years; you know, like Benjamin Song, except the sentence is actually valid

Everything in Tenenbaums. This is the End in Apocalypse Now. Good Vibrations in Vanilla Sky. You Don’t Own Me in First Wives Club. Heroes in Jojo Rabbit. I’m Into Something Good in The Naked Gun. And the soundtrack to Garden State is leagues above the movie.

1. Graham Platner is a POS 2. He should’ve stepped down sooner; he never should’ve been a contender 3. I don’t trust the Democratic Party not to royally screw up replacing him 4. I don’t trust the Democratic Party leadership to believe victims when it hurts their pocketbooks (see: Biden, Cuomo)

@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social is worthless

A movie so vile that even the people-eatin’ Hammer disavowed it (after taking a paycheck, of course)

Yippie Lindsey Graham died yesterday. Oh, I’m sorry, that should read, “Yippie! Lindsey Graham died yesterday.”

Pitch for a show like The Voice but all the contestants have voices like Tom Waits, give me my millions NBC

Let’s just move all time a half hour so we’re between standard time and daylight savings time, you’re welcome world, where’s my FIFA Peace Prize

Still great

The entire history of the party begs to differ. @theatlantic.com is a joke

From Rex Stout’s The Doorbell Rang

Poetic that Mitch McConnell is brain dead and forced to keep living for the sake of political gain