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POV: Your vampire girlfriend just woke up hungry

Photo from my recent Tokyo trip. Missed the sakura season but there were still a few stragglers...

Only awkward for the asking party 🥳

Realising I've got the best fucking answer to the dreaded "So what is this X-year gap in your resume about?" "Cancer 🙂"

Hell nawh neck or left arm only, if there’s a choice haha

Went to a company gathering and my head and ears actually hurt from people talking/yelling omfg. Am I just getting way more sensitive? I though as you get older your hearing gets worse wtf

She’s be quite happy if someone was willing to put up with the pain :p otherwise, waaay too much squiriming

Stir-fry beef and garlic~

She just looks that good~

💯lmao

She's very flexible~

😭 God nooo

POV: Your vampire girlfriend just woke up hungry

To be fair, not being a (present) parent keeps people looking young.

To be fair, I AM Asian

Why you saying like I’m an immortal 😂😭💀

*event from the 80s is referenced* Colleague: Oh, were you born then? I don’t know if you heard of it Me: *unsure if to laugh or cry* I’m way older than that but thanks..?

No haha it was just plain letters

I have the battle scars…

I think those of us who endured the earlier days of personal computers, it was necessary to tweak things a lot to actually use them