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He's quit his tutoring job and joined a violence gang!

Caroliiiiiine

It's great because I listen to the Rewatchables but have zero knowledge of any US sports so am constantly trying to triangulate his metaphors and figure out what sort of archetypal guy he's referring to.

Lmao

This would explain everything.

Trucking hell mate, get your shot together

Was this not the entire point of the venture bros in the first place?

This account isn't even 'satire', it's just a straight up misinfo machine

Can't believe I've never thought to do this

I love this genre of post. Other favs include people earnestly commenting stuff like "you went too far this time peter. meg came to you for help and you betrayed her trust by farting in her face" on family guy videos

Would honestly be the best follow-up bit OP could muster

Having said that, "Obama opened his doors knowing I was a criminal" hits differently now

silly goose, that only restores MP

I bet chinese internet has tonnes of funny meme faces they use to make fun of Xi or the taiwanese or w/e. can we have some of those please

Had high hopes for these guys but they just don't seem to hit the same as the seething libtard or the chad yes guy

Can we add a .jpg to the end of that 'hello'?

Yeah man. You got his ass

I'm not gonna pretend that MK Annihilation deserves a higher rating, but it is a perfect 'bad' movie to throw on and riff along with friends. It's a great movie night experience

Me changing the sheets:

He's morphing into a trollface right in front of our eyes