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My son asked me, out of nowhere, “Does Sophia Cunningham have Mar-a-Lago face?”

My wife, who is Mexican-American, asked me why white people like Cotton Eyes Joe so much. I have no answers for her.

Doing what, exactly?

Republican senate candidate/bigot, Michele Tafoya.

I love Minnesota

You’re goddamn right!

Downplay a book or movie: Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Bodega

I know Sunday Scaries are for the upcoming work week. Saturday night seems like a good time to ponder all the terrible things happening in the world.

I wonder what it would be like to be the person my TikTok algorithm thinks I am.

I only knew Shari Lewis as a kids performer. I am both impressed and scandalized.

An Extremely Horny show set in Thatcher’s England.

Now there’s protein in everything. And yet I don’t see anyone looking more swole. Just sad.

Bullshit