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Me when Charlie Kirk got shot

Life was so much simpler when social media was filled with people posting song lyrics without context

“Not being able to afford your groceries is a good thing because that will probably save you from all the diarrhea.” - Fox News, eventually.

I thought Miranda Priestly was Meryl Streep’s most detestable character, then I remembered Margaret Thatcher.

JD Vance presents himself as Aragorn despite giving himself a Saruman storyline

If you have a more favorable opinion of Netanyahu than Ms. Rachel, I don’t trust you. Good night.

It was a huge missed opportunity for the world to not end in 2012

I need Dom Monaghan to know the impact his questions about wigs have had on the Elijah Wood look-a-like community

Sony

“I’ll remember tomorrow” Athena:

A lot of people don’t know that Obsession actually has a prequel

When I stare at someone from the wrong end of a telescope

When a 20-year-old influencer makes millions a year doing something I spent 4 years at college learning how to do

JK Rowling aboard the starship Enterprise “This ship has a WHAT-porter room??”

The Simpsons predicted JD Vance by constantly gagging on a couch

You are in no position to talk smack about Lupita Nyong’o when she’s done more good for this world in 10 years than you have in 40

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“It’s easy for me to be grumpy and that’s the main thing you gotta do to be worf.” “I was a huge fan of the original and when we got the next generation, I was just tickled pink to be a part of it BUT nobody told us it was going to last this long. It was a shock to all of us.” —Michael Dorn

The Simpsons predicted JD Vance by constantly gagging on a couch

It’s good to see that throughout all this Jill Stein has been on the frontlines fighting for oh no wait