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I really love old YouTube videos recorded with low quality cameras because they look like I’m watching a reconstructed memory.

(It’s me)

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Are you guys up in the Midwest and Canada good? This looks apocalyptic.

Honestly I’m glad that Trump is destroying the U.S. economy through his dementia tantrums just so we don’t have to hear shit like this anymore.

Lowk feel bad for all the white people who actually are 1/8th Cherokee or something because so many other white people think they are some part Cherokee for some reason that I doubt people ever believe them.

POV: you are a lazy dog

I wonder if Minecraft YouTubers will end up losing interest in the game soon because it’s going to be turning 18 next year.

Uranus is carried so hard by having a funny name because it’s literally just some fucking featureless blue ball in space. It looks like what someone would make when trying out blender for the first time.

Gay men will be like “omg she just hit the cuntagon” and it’s some woman with the most mid outfit of all time

Does anyone else on antidepressants have that feeling where they know they should be feeling like complete shit but can feel the medications blocking it into nothing but numbness?

Ok, I am now a lot less worried about the heat lmfao

Man this summer is going to be awful. We’re not having El Niño, we getting el hombre at this point.

California once again being a gigantic embarrassment. Apparently some fossil fuel corpo scumbag calling himself “tío” is enough to win an election. This is why we can’t have nice things.

The concept of data brokers both sounds and actually is extremely cyberpunk. Corporations weren’t satisfied with our level of consumption so they mine our very attention span and daily habits for profit. Every waking moment, you are being stalked by a thousand digital eyes designed to sell you shit.

Sara Tonin would be a really good drag name

Why is everyone and their grandma kidnapping kids in LA there have been like 5 amber alerts this week 😭😭😭

*me trying to figure out what hair type I am* “2B or not 2B?”

I find it really funny how basically every land ecosystem has carnivorans hunting ungulates and then there’s the ocean where the ungulates hunt carnivorans.

I will no longer be accepting any criticisms about California. Kars4kids commercials are now banned here, this place is a paradise.