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anyway. Cloud Strife I am Dating Your Mother. listen. listen, sport. every kid needs a dad, but you don't have to call me dad if you don't want. just know i am proud of you, my boy. i AM boning your mother, though. i am dicking Claudia Strife each night, most enthusiastically.

lrp i think there's a temptation to think of cloud as small and skinny because he wasn't getting enough to eat, but i think it's the opposite- i'm sure his mom kept him really well-fed, he's just one of those "I eat a lot, I just don't grow" kids

what do you mean evercold is out in january. i'm gonna have to resub and get caught up soon...

happy girlfriend day to all girls, Aya and Totes will be celebrating the Special Bond of Friendship they enjoy with their respective girlfriends by kissing them with tongue

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JP takes you out for lunch one day and casually mentions that he wishes restaurants had "that new extra thick version of Pepsi", it's his new favorite drink. he's referring to this product. really, it's the manufacturer's fault for packaging it that way.

i've lately become obsessed with the idea of putting FFXIV characters on teams in Football Manager and doing an Eorzea World Cup. maybe streaming it. idk how much interest there would be in that kind of thing. but like. if you could watch Ishgard lose to Ul'dah in soccer. wouldn't you want to

some nights you just want to cuddle up, eat snacks, and watch kung fu movies. cliche, yes. but it's my fondest and only desire

listen i can explain-

which of your OCs cooks like this