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There's a certain irony about this.

Twinned with Butt Crevice, Nebraska.

That can't be a good sign.

I have a question regarding these huge sums of money that get 'lost'. Where does it go? Or did it never really exist in the first place?

Isn't this the one Tom Baker fell off?

Over here, by law, the sales tax (VAT) has to be included in the price at the till. It saves a whole lot of bother.

You're descended from a cauldron?

Is this verging on schizophrenia?

Maybe the spin cycle is causing a time dilation effect? Either that or the clock's wonky. I suggest you apply Occam's Razor.

But the landline cords did twist themselves into a Gordian Knot as you used them.

They seem to have forgotten the iron in your blood. And most of the mass in the water is also oxygen.

The trees look very bare for September.

If you are thinking of going to see this there's no hurry, as Orion is a winter constellation. But I recommend a visit to Avebury any time. It's the thinking person's Stonehenge.

Jolly good show.

Thermometer, barometer, hygrometer. Temperature, pressure, humidity.

You could do a library version of Cluedo with this. Only finding books, not murderers.

He's up late writing the post-it notes right now.

I watched it in the cinema back then, but don't think I really understood it. I was obviously much younger then. I'll have to give it another go.

I hate the flip side of this. When they want to sell me a larger quantity for the same price. I don't need the extra, I would rather have the original quantity for a lower price.

I'm sorry, I don't understand the technicalities of railway maintenance. We're just told "Trains may be delayed by up to 60 minutes or cancelled due to damage to the overhead electricity cables at Alexandra Palace".