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“After I’m finished bombing the Islamic Republic of Japan, I’m putting 4,000% tariffs on Belgian chocolate for stealing the World Cup from us.” — Senile Shitler

Bombs Iran - pays Iran $300B Sells memecoin for $75 - now worth $2 Endorses candidate - candidate loses "Fixes" reflecting pool - algae blooms, paint peels Goes to Knicks game - Knicks lose Hijacks 250th birthday - no one attends Meddles in World Cup - US loses It's like there's a pattern #ETTD

Fresh Attacks in the Strait of Hormuz Raise Stakes for Peace Deal #Time