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Why is there not a Citizen Dick “we’re huge in Belgium” meme for moments like this?

putting on my $3,000 tuxedo to go get called a piece of shit on worldwide tv by a 100 year old rapist

A room full of journalists and no stories today about the president sleeping on the dais

Didn’t a broken down Trump Force One sit at an airport in New York for a while …

I couldn’t get her to sign the consent form

Lilah just had a 20-minute conversation with Mitch McConnell where they discussed Churu and the intemperance of birds drinking from our fountain. #caturday

If only there were an equivalent in history where the U.S. government futilely tried to win a war through endless bombing and lied about the casualties …

Mr. Mike’s biography?

News outlets that covered the US-Saudi nuclear deal without mentioning that Jared Kushner, Trump’s top foreign policy advisor, is getting paid by the Saudi government: WSJ NYT AP Reuters CNN NBC ABC CBS The Guardian Semafor Washington Post Fox News New York Post BBC Newsweek MS NOW

Wait, Chinese acid indictment guy actually won a race?

Hi. Arizonan here. There was no moderate Republican in the race. Period.

If you’re in line to vote for Andy Biggs, even though polls are closed, go fuck yourself

Homan is a bitch (TM)

“I’m going to call the guy whose caddies casually leave balls in playable areas when he’s in the fescue!!!”

Channeling @kevinmkruse.bsky.social … My man looks like Robert Zemeckis stuck him in the shot

The luckiest person on earth?

That was Madonna, sir

Oh good, kids singing. This can’t get worse … In walks Coldplay

What is more perplexing - Pique better-dealing Shakira or Keith Urban complaining Nicole Kidman wanted too much sex?

Let the record show. I absolutely do not care if Shakira lip syncs. She can read a phone book and I’m living for it