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Okay, this is the next poem to film adaptation

Oh wait you meant Elias not Adley lol nvm

It'd be like when A-Rod came back to Seattle for the first time as a Yankee. Never seen a stadium full of people that angry at a single dude before or since

My only real contribution to public grocery store discourse

My grandparents bought all their groceries at the Millington Naval Base commissary, even though it was much less convenient than local grocery stores. I genuinely don't understand why people think these won't be popular or successful!

Aaaand there‘s the bailout www.reuters.com/business/med...

Oh what's the Os feed you use? I follow one, but the posts only show up there like 40 minutes after the fact

Replace Thank God I'm a Country Boy with this

(Baseball)

No fucking way

7-0 Detroit in the 7th, now it's somehow 10-9 Baltimore in the 12th, this is insanity

How is a 1 PM game still going at the end of the workday?

It, them, whatever

It's even a NASA mission!

Is it good when wildfires are producing so much smoke that a flight through them is being described like a moon mission?

Geeeeeeet fuuuuuuucked Channel 4

I wonder if J.K. Rowling knew. These dating profiles were found on the website White Date. Thanks to the work of Martha Root we have more than 6,500 dating profiles to dig through, laugh at, and analyze. Root published searchable profiles here: okstupid.lol

I will keep self promoting on these stories until they make a tiny difference to how Rufo gets treated in organs like the NYT, so maybe until I die www.theguardian.com/world/2024/j...