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Joseph Lezza

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Writer. Worrier. Full-time coffee chugger. Eric Hoffer Book Award Finalist. “I’m Never Fine,” a memoir, OUT NOW from Vine Leaves Press 🇮🇹 🔗: https://linktr.ee/josephlezza

Why do I read this caption in Garrison Keillor voice?

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I love how I just keep buying salad bags. This is as close to doing my own stunts as I’ll ever get.

The New York Times

Breaking News: Two deaths in Michigan have been linked to cyclospora. Both people who had the parasite also had underlying health issues.

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Remember that time Zendaya almost did a Lifetime movie then didn’t and, instead, went on to become one of the biggest stars in the world?

Zendaya Leaves Lifetime’s Aaliyah BiopicProduction on Lifetime‘s Aaliyah biopic entitled “Aaliyah: Princess of R&B” has been put on hold after its star, Disney Channel singer and actress Zendaya Coleman (better known as simply Zendaya), has...variety.com
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Some guy at the coffee shop with Ronnie on his cup and all I can think is “Chrissy, bring me the big knife!”

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Gonna 𝗄̶𝗆̶𝗌̶ buy some bags of salad tonite.

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I will never be interested in your Scream 3 slander.

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Wes Craven was a mad genius

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The way Thomas Ian Nicholas had (and continues to have) and absolute chokehold on me

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A Toxic Love Story on Netflix. It has everything. Disney adults, stalking, death threats via email, fake cancer, Craigslist hit men, pathological lying, MTV's Dan Cortese.

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:cute guy shows up on Discover page: Me: (clicks on video) Cute Guy: “This one habit has allowed me to travel the world and…” Me: (throws phone in the ocean)

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I can’t explain it but so many men on dating apps have serial killer face

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You wouldn’t believe the smut they’re advertising.

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Guy at coffee shop. Shirtless. In perfectly good shape, but in a swimsuit with an elastic waistband that gives him just the slightest muffin top. And, you know what? It’s just so hott. Living for men giving normal body type.

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I apply the “if it doesn’t lead to Star Trek” rubric to every decision-making scenario.

Kyle Winkler

I don’t know, man. If you in any way see positivity in A.I., then please fuck off. I’ve read too much SF to see where the road leads. And if it doesn’t lead to STAR TREK, count me out.

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Star Wars The Phantom Menace - Augie's Great Municipal BandYouTube video by darknightmattyoutu.beMatt vs. the relentlessness of entropy

It’s just going to be a clip of the victory parade between the Gungans and humans of Naboo at the end of The Phantom Menace, because I already know that’s exactly what it’s going to feel like.

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Just got free lunch from the Dunkin guy cause “Rosemary” canceled her avocado toast

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