Growing up ~800 km from the nearest large city is the source of many many stories I am not posting on social media.
dannyodwyergrowing up in a remote city is months and years of utter banality, pierced with the most nutso, random shit you will ever hear about. I didn't realize until I moved away. like the time I found a man and woman stuck inside of one of those clothes donation bins. funniest 999 call I ever made.