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Does lacquer basically destroy decals as a rule? Or is that just the sanding?

Not just a guy who uses too many em dashes 💅

I think in Ormund Hightower they’ve at least crafted a compelling freak (haven’t seen last night’s)

Every new Tim Hortons menu item is like “ugh is this what you people want? Grilled cheese? Some kind of pizza? Do you even know?”

Yeah mine’s kind of a doofus but when he’s done the dirt tray is full and I don’t think he could connect to the internet if he tried

Yeah say what you will about boomers but damn if they didn’t volunteer for stuff

One way I’m keeping hold of my sanity is with an age of sail style internal monologue, e.g. giving orders to the cats, “make ready the sump, Mr. Wakefield,” that kind of thing

Ok we had this one which has the baby say good night to the Montreal jazz festival for some reason

I’m calling it: mankind has offended some great natural (possibly divine?) force with our boundless hubris

Sigh

It’s sad I’m sure all this water is turning so many old houses into tear downs

(To be clear I’m not at the post Malone show just nearby)

This is bananas — tens of thousands at a concert just struck there while a massive storm ruins another summer event

I don’t have any personal memories of it as I was 11 but some quick googling suggests MJ on the wizards was waaaaay weirder (I assume he retired a bull)

Love this statement, which boils down to “I would like to continue playing professional basketball and Philadelphia is a place you can do that”

Oh it’s fine it’s only *checks notes* smack in the middle of the city’s most walkable neighbourhood a stone’s throw from the best park in town

Almost as good as leaving cassette players with voice memos around the lab

From like, you know, a society perspective