Профиль

Can you imagine Obama posting his stat line after a pickup basketball game?

I’m glad the club are forcing him to formally hand in a transfer request. You want the move? Fine. But you don’t get to put the club in a precarious position and keep your bonuses. #NUFC

A week like this calls for Sunday donuts

Why do Arsenal care that Bruno has minimal sell on value? They’ve been able to spend loads without selling anyone of note for years because of their revenues. We need every penny we can get because of PSR rules that benefit them. Tell Kroenke to pay the price or fuck off. #NUFC

This + Scalvini + Froholdt and we win the fucking lot #NUFC

This has done wonders for my anxiety and blood pressure #NUFC

With Bruno off, there is no way we need this money to fund anything right now. It would need to be a stupid bid, which is out of line with everything Man U have done in the market this summer #NUFC

This cannot fall apart. We need something to give us a tiny bit of faith that our club is run by competent people #NUFC

The fact that Carrick is the 7th longest tenured in the Prem speaks volumes. The Fergusons, Peps, Klopps and Wengers are so rare. 4.5 years is an eternity as a manager. Burnout is real. Ideas get stale. Players need to hear a new voice. Howe did a great job at #NUFC. History will be kind to him.

On one hand we got a tremendous fee for Tonali. On the other, if we had known Bruno was off maybe we should have insisted he give us another year. We're fitting what should have been 3 years of gradual transition into one window. It's a risk. #NUFC

That Tonali/De Zerbi story is wild. If we don’t report them for tapping up, I’m assuming we knew about this when negotiating the fee and held it over their heads. #NUFC

When Bruno moves, Ornstein will have it first. Not The S*n. Everyone relax. #NUFC

The club hasn't put out a statement yet, but this has been in the works for weeks. This may seem minor, but the pace at which PIF move is so frustrating. It's not a Ross Wilson or Eddie Howe thing. These guys just don't do things quickly enough for the football world. #NUFC

I’d expect transfer biz to continue as normal, Howe didn’t feel very invoked in that this summer. If anything, a new voice better aligned w. Wilson may speed things up. Can’t imagine Murphy feels very secure about his role this morning, ditto Pope and Willock who are already on the way out #NUFC

Howe has looked lethargic and out of ideas for a while now. I was hoping the summer off would rejuvenate him, but clearly he knows he needs a break. Things have been different since he was hospitalized. On another note, I’d put the chances of Bruno staying at about 2% now #NUFC

Regardless of whether you were #HoweOut or #HoweIn this is an absolute disaster. It should have happened in May.

My one positive thought...if that's how good Steur looks, I cant wait until we see Toure and Bamba (who cost more and should be closer to first team ready). #NUFC

I've been beating this drum for a while, but I'm really concerned about Sven Botman. He's had so many injuries and missed so much time. He might not be the player he was in 2022-23 again. Even before the own goal, he looked slow. Alex Murphy was comfortably better than him. Get Scalvini in #NUFC

Steur looks so similar to Bruno, and would benefit greatly from playing with him. If we can just hold him for 12 more months the transition would be nearly seamless #NUFC

Elanga should have done a better job selling it, but when you're moving at that speed and there is contact you're gonna go down. It's a foul.